This looks like one of those AI images that's designed to trick your brain into thinking there are objects in the image when there aren't. I swear there's a house here, but I can't see it if I look directly at it.
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Judging by the number of recycling bins on the back patio, I'd say some slumlord broke this house into 8 units and is renting it out to desperate people for way too much. Fire codes be damned.
Recycling bins…? All I see is tupperwareesque storage totes.
Those green storage tote looking bins are a common style of recycling bin, around here at least - I'm in North Carolina.
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I love looking at old houses and trying to trace the changes over the years, and trying to figure out when(ish) and why. This is a particularly fascinating house - thank you for sharing, OP!
Yeah there's the original barn frame there, but them additions got additions.
Do you want windows? we HAVE windows.
When you build your Lego house from many leftover sets, run out of bricks and fill the missing parts with windows instead.
They don’t just have windows. They have LOAD-BEARING windows.
I can't imagine how drafty and poorly insulated that house is.
I feel sorry for whoever has to wash them all.
And the birds.
This post is super refreshing.
There are a lot of "God look at this ugly house listing" communities. Usually when I see posts it's either "gaudy McMansion" or "teardown job listed for $$$ based off property values". I always end up unsubscribing to them because it's just an endless feed of identical posts.
This though? This is uniquely terrible.
Ever played spiritfarer? There is a bit where you play tetris with houses. Same vibe.
it's odd but I can't bring myself to hate it.
Weasley House IRL.
This is what I imagine an AI house is generated. Never thought they would exist in real life.
It's like when you're watching someone build a house in Minecraft, but every like 2 minutes they switch to a differently block and it makes me scream aaAAA
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Hahah. I am infamous for doing this in Terraria. That and building ugly sky railways.
It looks like a fun house, but I bet exterior maintenance sucks.
Right? I would've loved to play hide and seek in there when I was a kid.
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It's like the white trash version of the Winchester house in California.
No, that would be the Barn House, which sadly, but unsurprisingly, burned down.
I opened that video, saw the length and thought, I'll just get a peek of the house and shut it off. I watched the whole thing. Holy shit.
That globe headline - "Gutsy cripple builds 41-room Mansion... by himself!" I about spit out my coffee.
I got to visit it once. It was pretty incredible. For a few bucks, he'd drunkenly show you around.
This is giving me “What Remains of Edith Finch” vibes
Real world Weasleys live here. Ron works at the local Home Depot. Got a steal on them windows.
To me this looks more home-y than every single family house I’ve ever seen.
Weasley vibes.
I wonder if the inside looks as bad as the outside.
Maximum natural light.
Maximum number of corners.
It looks like the house from hello neigbor
A great place to practice defenestration!
One day I will use this word in day to day life and I will be ready to die
Bunch of enclosed porches. Place has to leak HVAC air like a sieve.
at least there's plenty of natural light
Kowloon Walled McMansion
My head hurts just looking at it.
It looks like all the house models have been merged into each other.
I don't think the problem with that one is the photography...
I will not be going inside that. It does not look safe.
hello neighbor alpha build-ass house
I'm sure it's awufl, but I actually love the organic look.
Paint it blue and do some yard work and it'll pass for a McMansion.
But what if one more window
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