Video killed the radio star
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I does look weird. Maybe the wooden block is a counterweight to the axe head, and you use it by horizontally slamming it.
Everyone's soft on the inside... once you break the rib cage.
Every few months there is a similar such story about this ancient marvel of technology and the people remotely maintaining it against all odds.
I can imagine a headline 100 years from now:
"Engineers are modifying Voyager 1 decorative panel bolt into a functional interstellar communicator"
Never heard of it so I had to look
https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/eighty-six-meaning-origin
Eighty-six is slang meaning "to throw out," "to get rid of," or "to refuse service to." It comes from 1930s soda-counter slang meaning that an item was sold out. There is varying anecdotal evidence about why the term eighty-six was used, but the most common theory is that it is rhyming slang for nix.
And then all the waiters start singing and you just want to bury yourself under a large rock.
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You can read it here https://www.scs.stanford.edu/~dm/home/papers/remove.pdf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Journal_of_Advanced_Computer_Technology
In 2005, two scientists, David Mazières and Eddie Kohler, wrote a paper titled Get me off Your Fucking Mailing List and submitted it to WMSCI 2005 (the 9th World Multiconference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics), in protest of the conference's notoriety for its spamming and lax standards for paper acceptance. The paper consisted essentially only of the sentence "Get me off your fucking mailing list" repeated many times, sometimes as illustrations or diagrams.
To get rid of competition and control the economy.
Another panel where he put the movie soundtrack in the actual scene.
Worry about your hair in a nuclear apocalypse? Fear no more!
A better one might be: Climate change, be prepared!