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[โ€“] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Photographer nose itcher" is one that comes to mind.

It's not that the rationale doesn't make sense (imagine trying to concentrate a camera and suddenly being itchy and wishing you had someone scratch you so you don't have to unconcentrate your camera so you can free a hand in order to itch the itchy part), but imagine a second person following you around for that purpose in particular, like a photographer's equivalent to the Piss Boy.

[โ€“] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Ha

Sounds like piano player assistant, aka page turner