I get them in Texas from the Korean market. I don't know that they're available year round though.

I'd be surprised if you couldn't find any via Asian markets in the Pacific Northwest.

When avocado guy is caught, he's gonna be TOAST!

I'm sure Trump's got a list with Colbert, John Oliver, Jimmy Kimmel, etc. all ready to go.

Nope. They served him his indictment papers at his eightieth birthday party as convicted criminal Steve Bannon watched.

Paul singlehandedly ruined everything. What a dick.

We all bathe in bacon grease!

That's one helluva bartender got all those beers layered like that.

This has GOT to be on the front page of that other site.

This explains her sweet dance moves

I never could reconcile the old testament God and the new testament Jesus. Like seriously? These two characters are from the same family and claim to have parallel morals?

They hold in common a belief that turkeys can fly.

Even today when my daughter is a self sufficient adult, whenever she calls for advice, the first thing I do is bring my mind back in time to when I was that age and remember what was going through my head when a similar situation to hers arose.

It's not natural for me to do this. I have to make conscious effort. But it's proven to give me better perspective and increases her level of trust with me.