Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.
This one wins
Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.
young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally
Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.
That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.
The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
riker shows a genderqueer person it's okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.
Security chief dies of contract negotiations.
Picard explains why his post-scarcity techno-utopia can't give medicine to bronze-age dirt farmers and gets Shinzo Abe'd.
Abraham Lincoln drops a hard R.
Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.
Peple talk past eachother until they don't.
He said "an" episode, not every episode
The gang visits Sherwood Forest
You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.
Riker ghosts a three-fingered lady and the military arrests him.
Famous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."
Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.
A crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.
A boy wants to be like Data.
Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.
Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.
Mark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood
Turns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B'ellana is because the show couldn't afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.
Zombie. Vulcans.
Riker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.
Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".
We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.
The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.
A dive, a sex dungeon, and a junkyard are important stops on the way to a wedding. Two men both want to make their baby wet.
Janeway and Paris get it on.
Alternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.
Y'know the worst episode of Stargate? Same writer, same plot, more racist, neon sets.
Kirk out-bluffs a child.
A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.