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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Yeah but peanut butter and pickle is actually a good sandwich. Should use sweet pickles instead of dill though.

[–] cas919@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Also add bacon, banana, onion, and maple syrup for a real treat. I call it a “sticky pig”

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Congratulations! Is it a boy or girl, or a surprise? ;p

(Really though I'm one of those who thinks PB+P is gross so this is like "The Aristocrats" of food, to me 😂)

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

More like sickly pig.

[–] huginn@feddit.it 7 points 5 months ago

I had invited you until you said sweet pickles.

Dill or die.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's delicious with dill, never tried sweet but that's an idea. Like, bread and butter pickles or just sweet?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

My mom always packed it in my lunch with plain old sweet pickles, but the bread and butter pickles are also fine.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If these are my only two choices for sustenance, I'm taking the PB&P.

[–] Alice@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago

I'm eating my own legs first but PB&P is a close second.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If God is real he's never coming back here

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago

I don’t think he was ever here in the first place

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Can I choose the type of popcorn?

[–] Noxar@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Am I weird for thinking both of these options look great?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Less weird, and more deeply disturbed

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 5 months ago

I'll take a popcorn ketchup taco in a crunchy shell.