Ok, so I read the back of the card and was curious what "Public Law 92-500 Section 2" said and how it gives these people super powers.
As far as I can tell, it's the Clean Water Act from 1972 and it authorizes federal funds to build sewage plants, and regulations on what you are allowed to dump in the water.
Am I looking at the wrong Public Law? Or is this just a random set of numbers to make it sound official?
Obviously, I didn't expect to find what they think is in there, but I expected at least something that could be misinterpreted as such.