this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. Avoid politics (NEW RULE as of 5 Nov 2024, trying it out)
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct

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[–] Sweatyfartz@lemmy.world 283 points 1 year ago (10 children)
[–] weinermeat@lemmy.world 138 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Lemon_Rick@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,

Our new usernames can be discreet

So, make your name right

The future looks bright

For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat

[–] Radioactrev@reddthat.com 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You're not "Poem_for_your_sprog" are you? Just made your username "right" this time?

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[–] Fartbutt@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Sweatyfartz@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yikes. We’re in this together now…

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[–] michikade@lemm.ee 154 points 1 year ago (4 children)

So you’re saying you don’t want insightful, thoughtful comments from u/rimjob_steve this time around?

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Granted I need to figure out how to browse communities….but if there isn’t a Lemmy version of /r/rimjob_steve we definitely need to make one. That never got old for me.

Edit: I went ahead and created the community! Find it here!

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[–] ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz 130 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I went for thought-provoking this time around.

[–] CodaChroma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have definitely provoked my thoughts, mostly thoughts of rage

…and lust?

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[–] Facebook@lemmy.world 101 points 1 year ago (12 children)

It's easy to get a username at the moment.

[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello I have been experiencing problems posting my ads to the local marketplace for my 1994 ford pinto please help

[–] Facebook@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Have you tried Threads? You can send your ad straight to your favourite influencers!

[–] Heldenhirn@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago

Zucks to be you

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[–] HnuWETqkp4YG@lemmy.world 100 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Yes! Don't use a password generator to make a username

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[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 98 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] crabs@lemm.ee 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Couldn't get the username you wanted? It's probably available on another federated instance.

[–] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I don’t want to get crabs on any instance

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[–] dickfuckpoopypants@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] AssEater9000@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Completely understand why people would want to change their names. But why mess with perfection in my case?

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I'll change it later...

[–] DrBoobJiggleton@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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[–] JesusChrist@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I'm pretty happy with mine.

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[–] Unidan@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I wanted something with no reddit drama attached what so ever

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[–] BallsInTheShredder@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

omg don't use your real name on the internet

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[–] PhantomAnalSnakes@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] lightsecond@programming.dev 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Showerthought: This post is just an opportunity for users with inappropriate usernames to show them off.

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[–] spez_@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Selfhost your own instance, and you can have any username

[–] Heldenhirn@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] DustyNipples@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who will be our RimjobSteve?!

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[–] shittymorph@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I made the leap to Lemmy from reddit....16 ft through an announcers table

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 30 points 1 year ago
[–] bukkakebill@lemmy.fmhy.ml 29 points 1 year ago
[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Well, fuck.

oh well... there's always next time

[–] habaneroanalbeads@lemmy.fmhy.ml 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] SpezBroughtMeHere@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just here because Spez sucks.

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[–] quazar@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

But, I am looking forward to changing my political views and recontextualizing my reality from a stirring post by CumFartCocktail :(

[–] sickpusy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago

I didn't even think about this lol.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't understand on why on a website where you can be anyone that you would choose to be something gross.

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[–] dodekaphilist@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago

That would have been waaaay funnier if it came from an account named sexybabyboy92

[–] Krakatoacoo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You guys are aware that you can change your display name, right?

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[–] PantsOnHead@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I made sure not to use my real name this time. I had too much karma when I realized how dumb a move that was.

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