this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] JesusChrist@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm pretty happy with mine.

[–] cl4p_tp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] JesusChrist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

what do people say when You sneeze?

[–] Kainsmasquerade@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Now he should die for our sins!

[–] Deerhorne@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are we talking pre-crucifixion, zombie, or the missing lore three day period between?

[–] JesusChrist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Zombie Jesus, obviously. It's 2023, not 10 AD.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm pretty happy with mine too.

[–] JesusChrist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why the fuck are you godless? I'm right here, bitch.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, once you can prove you're a God, and not just some Hispanic guy, I'll reconsider.

[–] kernelPanic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Let's crucify this guy