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[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 58 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The researchers found a positive correlation between the time spent playing guitar chords and the desire facet of the Sociosexual Orientation Inventory Revised. This suggests that guitarists who devote more time to playing chords are more motivated towards casual sex. However, when the researchers conducted a multiple regression analysis to see if guitar-practicing habits could predict the number of lifetime sexual partners, the overall model did not show a significant result.

So guitarists spend lots of time practicing to attract women, but it doesn't actually work. They could probably find similar results with gym rats.

[–] thesmokingman@programming.dev 34 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Read the actual paper. Psypost is a shit source. The headline is clickbait and the direction the article goes isn’t the direction the study went. As usual, Psypost is really interested in saying things they want to say not thing the study was covering.

[–] Chuymatt@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

The last quote made me giggle like a madman.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, my take away from just reading the abstract is that the study doesn't really conclude anything significant. One of the reasons is that they weren't able to get a diverse sample, only W.E.I.R.D dudes.

What I think should the headline is not about how well they get laid, it's that metal players don't do it to get laid.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hell of a headline, but...

To delve into this intriguing topic, the researchers conducted an online survey with 328 initial participants, eventually narrowed down to 44 heterosexual male guitarists who were fans of metal music. The participants ranged in age from 18 to 47 years, with the majority being from the United States and Poland. The majority were single, had a bachelor’s degree, and identified themselves as middle-class – a demographic representation typical of the two most represented countries.

This is really not a study

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes a study just states the obvious. Like of course it makes sense, but I'm glad it's being confirmed via scientific methods.

[–] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Think about the clicks!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Every bass player forwarding this on to their six string dude right now

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's why I switched to accordion.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Solid strategy. If Weird Al isn't swimming in pussy nobody is.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

When was the study done? If they did it during the hair metal heydays of the 1980s, the results would be different.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

AI image is fucked up. 27 tuner keys on the headstock? Uh, no. And what the fuck, 12 knobs? Mini-humbuckers? The fuck? And the guy must be really little? Fuck this.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'd go for a 27 string guitar with 12 knobs over 3 pickups, that's like a volume and a mini 3 band EQ per pickup.

Probably a 7 string with doubled and sympathetic strings like a sitar. \m/

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

Just let me fingerblast your fretboard

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[–] Haus@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Now that you mention it, I've never seen a picture of Randy Rhoades or Yngwie Malmsteen with a girl...

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Skwisgaar had some girls ...

[–] shadearg@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Had to check the date to see if this is a joke. Still don’t know for sure.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

The year is 2024, so the answer is yes

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

heavy metal has always been a modern, electrified version of some neolithic ritual behavior.. even Spinal Tap knew this..

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Why you doing that with your hands, Thag?

Feels right

What is it?

It’s air something. Air … something.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Hmmm... so low key insult "you into metal, huh".

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago
[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

No shit, sherlock.

[–] Mikelius@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah? There’s a reason you do this see Dream Theater, Nile, Meshuggha, Revocation topping the billboard top 20