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Fitbit Clock Face (programming.dev)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] felbane@lemmy.world 181 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I unironically love this and would use it as my watch face just to get a reaction from my coworkers. Link?

[–] JPDev@programming.dev 71 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Heres the link to it https://gallery.fitbit.com/details/74a1aee7-457c-441e-9e93-ed17a18b01df?openwith=fitbit

Repo: https://github.com/Sharkgrammer/clockface.json

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Yep. I switched. Doubt anyone will notice tho

[–] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 151 points 8 months ago (3 children)

My god it’s all strings.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 64 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Always has been

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 8 months ago

not uncommon for data to be displayed on UI

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 113 points 8 months ago (46 children)

This is a pinetime it looks like.

You should get one, open source and $30.

[–] ramsay@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Does it support the watch command?

user@watch:~ $ watch now

Otherwise, who knows when "now" was...

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Watches should be round IMO. I'm happy with my Samsung Watch 4 Classic.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

Yeah, but square screens are way cheaper to procure and to program for, and every little helps in an open source project aiming for $30.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

honestly just depends on what kind of watchface you want, square is cheaper and in some ways more convenient so if you don't want an analog clockface there's no reason to bother

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[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 13 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Thanks for posting! I was looking at the pinephone esrlier but this would be an even better tinker device for me atm!

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 9 points 8 months ago (10 children)

The pinephone is not really usable now. The pinetime is awesome though.

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[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 112 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.

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[–] makuus@pawb.social 85 points 8 months ago (7 children)

That’s something I think I’d like to use, but I don’t know if could get over the fact that neither the date nor the time are in ISO 8601 format.

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They should put it as Unix epoch instead!

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 58 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I prefer YAML please

[–] verstra@programming.dev 79 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Please, dont joke with things like this. Someone might take you seriously...

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 45 points 8 months ago (2 children)

XML it is!

[–] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Let's go back to binary blobs. Everything being xml and json is boring.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I have just the thing for you! Ever heard of binary XML?

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[–] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 45 points 8 months ago

here you dropped your whitespace 🤏

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[–] extratone@lemmy.world 53 points 8 months ago

Datestamp horror.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 53 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Everything's a string 😢

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Everythings an object 😰

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[–] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 48 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Finally. A human readable format. And pretty too.

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[–] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hopefully that's not a resting heart rate.

[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They’re just excited about posting this image online.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

Clocky McClockface

Use datatypes

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago

I've seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface...

[–] Cwilliams@beehaw.org 17 points 8 months ago

If only fitness apis were actually that easy

[–] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Here's one for Wear OS / Pixel Watch.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfacestudio.az261jsoncodewatchface

EDIT: And a terminal one.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.watchfacestudio.awfterminal

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

You can connect to a vscode server on a Galaxy Watch, just sayin'

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 8 months ago

You've got the hour hand and the minute hand… they're right there. What's wrong? /s

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