Yes, because when I'm relaxing at the end of the day I NEED those hydrating electrolytes!!! White Claw: IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!!!
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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Idiocracy was a utopia compared to what we're in store for. They had health care, an environment that wasn't actively killing them, and a president that actually wanted to solve problems.
......I really hate how you put this in perspective.
I dunno, their environment could have been as bad as ours, and Biden perhaps "wants" to solve things but... Congress is what passes laws (same as that one - he asked people to do things and it was like talking to a brick wall, the difference being that bc it is a Hollywood movie, it was constrained to HAVE to show a good outcome). Good point about the healthcare - I forgot if it was socialized or for-profit in the show.
As another reply brought up though:
Slowly?
Slowly?
Good point, it's like we are doing a speed-run at this point... good grief! :-(
I guess there really was/will be a time machine somewhere.
That documentary got here somehow, after all.
I know it seems dumb but you could have this at a party as a non alcoholic option, and still “feel” like you are imbibing with the others. If you like the white claw flavors I guess.
I'd rather have a LaCroix
Best I can do is let you smell this peach while you chug some soda water.
I prefer 'hint of hint of lime', or 'the delivery truck drove past a strawberry' flavors.
"Kiwi with low battery" for me.
Ghost of a Strawberry is my favorite.
I don't like peach
Bubly is superior to LaCroix.
The only good thing about Būbly is that it's pronounced "boobily."
I think even better, with the electrolytes, is something you switch to between every few drinks if you're drinking heavily. It should reduce your hangover and you still get to appear and taste like you're drinking a white claw for whatever reason.
I drink mindlessly and really fast so sometimes when I'm have vodka sodas(flavored seltzers) I'll skip the vodka for a round and my brain could not tell the difference. I can only imagine this working (and being beneficial) for seltzer since it's the only one that hydrates and isn't adding more sugar.
If you give a shit what other people think, order/make a tonic water with lime juice. Refreshing, and you won't have drunk people pestering you to have a "real" drink with them all night...
If it has 15 calories it can't be just water. Maybe they removed alcohol, but it looks like everything else (possibly additional stuff to maintain similar taste was added) was kept.
Sugar. It’s gonna be sugar.
I was drinking Liquid Death for a while because I really liked their Mango Chainsaw seltzer and then one day I looked at the ingredients and found out why. They put agave nectar in it to sweeten it. They're doing similar things here.
What you expected to be there?
No sweetener at all like the other seltzers.
I've never had one. I know it says white claw but which animal's claw is white does it taste like? I'm not a animalogist so they might be expecting a little too much from me as a potential consumer.
Do they squeeze the juice out of each claw or do they just blend them all together like animal bones in pet food?
White Claw, the thirst mutilator: It's got electrolytes! It's what plants crave!
It’s what douchebags crave.
This is seltzer.
No, it's non-alcoholic White Claw. Which is better than seltzer, somehow, so it's more expensive.
It's 15 calories "better" than seltzer.
Seems like a weird move. The soda water/seltzer market has gotten crowded in the last few years.
I think they're trying to appeal to the non-alcoholic beer crowd, which is having its moment.
Right, but non-alcoholic beer is good, because it tastes like hoppy goodness without the alcohol or calories.
Whereas white claw does not taste good, and this has more calories than many (better) seltzers (which already don't have alcohol). So it seems like a weird move.
I assume they are just banking on their name recognition generating some sales, but I hope people go for some of the better options from smaller companies!
Can't wait to buy white claw branded flavoring for my soda stream
Makes non-alcoholic White Claw from SodaStream'd water and syrup
Adds alcohol
Now you're making me wonder about the potential of non-alcoholic White Claw as a mixer.
I like to add vodka to it and call it "normal white claw"
Honestly that'd be "white claw +"
I’m not buying some shit product without a picture of Mr Beast on it so I know it’s not a grift.
I know so so many people who have gone Cali sober, including myself. It's a particularly silly brand to see try to have a NA option but I'm also not suprised to see it based on my own anecdotal experiences of the market
weed's better anyways
But look at those colours!! Inno-fucking-vation!
someone wake up Gorbachev
It's so people can be in a social context without others asking them to drink constantly. It's not innovation but it isn't a useless product. It has a real world purpose.
Fuckingcapitalists
Guys,
It's a fucking can of liquid. Smartwater is doing the same thing with water. Are you really that fucking surprised that you think capitalism is surprising for a popular drinks among young people, which might I add you is actually good and better than drinking other shit people drink out of a can. I am talking about beer drinkers from a can.
If this is another option for someone not to drink then give it to them. The rest of you need to find something better to do with your lives.