son_named_bort

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Trump Warns Immigrants Taking All The Good Vanity Plates in c/theonion@midwest.social
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 38 minutes ago

The DMV was out of Bort license plates. I was so devastated.

AOC is right: Jill Stein’s campaign is not serious in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, I feel like a serious candidate for president would know how many Representatives are in the House.

Is ‘Judge Judy’ on the Supreme Court? Lack of civics knowledge leads to colleges filling the gap in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I got them all right, including the number of Representatives, which is something that Jill Stein (who is actually running for president) didn't know.

Is ‘Judge Judy’ on the Supreme Court? Lack of civics knowledge leads to colleges filling the gap in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Don't give Trump any ideas.

strong drink in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I wonder how extra crispy would taste.

Weirdo volunteers to handcuff herself to a prison in c/political_weirdos@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Uh, yeah Laura you go ahead and go to jail. I'll totally be right behind you. You can totally trust me.

Trump Has Crossed a Truly Unacceptable Line in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago

No he hasn't

Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock in c/theonion@midwest.social
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

20 years from now:

Being put in one of those corrupt nursing homes you see on Dateline is the new punk rock.

Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Did you break both of your arms?

"Trump's embrace of a vile extremist troll is dividing the GOP" in c/politics@lemmy.world
how do I accept I'll never know why any employer rejected me? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I still attest that to nepotism. Lousy older brother.

Sorrows you could not comprehend in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

It's not your fault, there are way too many Pokemon these days.

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Sources - Boise State among four schools set to join Pac-12 - ESPN (www.espn.com)
 

The other three schools are Colorado State, Fresno State, and San Diego State. Reports of the Pac-12's demise were greatly exaggerated.

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Why is there no Christmas version of Spirit Halloween? (lemmy.world)
 

For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

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Non-suspicious Van (lemmy.world)
 
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I Hear You Like Vans, Well Here's Van Morrison (lemmy.world)
 
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Guess the Episode [Hard] (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by son_named_bort@lemmy.world to c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
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Some points for me

Some points for you

I'll have some points

You have some too

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Guess the Episode [Medium] (lemmy.world)
 

Rest assured that the points I will award are worth the full price.

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Guess the Episode [Hard] (lemmy.world)
 

Daylight will come and you'll want a the points.

Points, he said points O.

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Guess the Episode [Hard] (lemmy.world)
 

I don't believe in points, man, I gave them up when I became a freaky beatnik.

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Guess the Episode [Easy] (lemmy.world)
 

I will award points but be warned: the points contain potassium benzoate.

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Guess the Episode [Hard] (lemmy.world)
 

On top of the points I usually award for guessing the episode, I will award bonus points to whoever can solve the equation [genius at work].

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Guess the da da da da ba ba (lemmy.world)
 

I shouldn't have turned down those cue cards.

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Well, I couldn't possibly guess this episode (lemmy.world)
 

Can you?

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