I am also in support of banning Viagra as a performance enhancing drug.
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Also ban glasses while we are at it. If god wanted you to see them tiddies he wouldn't have made you near-sighted. Amen ๐
I worry you are incentivizing them to just put their faces closer to the boobies
It's anti-natural.
And wedding ceremonies continue to get weirder and weirder.
Eww. Just fucking eww.
Are you supposed to, like, leave it in there or...?
Finger banging
I think he prefers the more formal term; finger blasting.
The first thing that comes to mind is... 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that's a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility.
Could be all of the fingers at once too
If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It's either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky.
Haha omg.. I tried to read this out to my wife but couldnโt keep my shit together while reading it out.. completely ruined it..
๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ guess you had to be there.. ๐
narrator: please don't place a ring in a woman's vagina people
Notice he didn't say who's wedding ring...
Right? Not every day a public official outs themselves as a swinger. He also didnโt specify gender. I salute Russ Fulcher for his adventurous sexuality.
Wait, is wedding rings in the vag a swinger thing?
TIL.
Yea, one woman goatses herself and everybody throws them in then picks them out like car keys
But who was wedding ring?
Mmmmm, yeast infection....
I guess giving your wife a life long excuse to not have sex could be seen as a positive, in this case anyway..
Oh boy! That's my representative. I'm so proud /s
I did not wait for the link to load before copying lol
If infinite lemmings copied infinite links, they would eventually type the works of Shakespeare
Mmm look at all those trackers in that hyperlink. Delicious.
why did you do this to me
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