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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you supposed to, like, leave it in there or...?

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Finger banging

[–] M500@lemmy.ml 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think he prefers the more formal term; finger blasting.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The first thing that comes to mind is... 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that's a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Could be all of the fingers at once too

[–] Excrubulent 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It's either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky.

[–] Ringmasterincestuous@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago

Haha omg.. I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out.. completely ruined it..

🤷🏻‍♂️ guess you had to be there.. 😂