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[–] sara@lemmy.today 343 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

What does shaking your ass at a private party have to do with your academics? This is the dumbest situation, this poor girl.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 221 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/07/louisiana-student-punished-by-school-for-dancing-at-private-party

was seen dancing at a private homecoming afterparty on 30 September, behind a friend who was twerking.

she wasn’t even the one twerking

[–] sara@lemmy.today 64 points 1 year ago (6 children)

For fucks sake. I hope her family calls the ACLU.

[–] Chunk@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems like the easiest way to get into a really good school would be to sue, whip up a media frenzy, and frame it through a feminist lens. Write an essay about overcoming adversity by standing up for what is right, no matter the cost.

BOOM easy admissions.

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[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I’d get the dance team members in on it for vaguely impugning their reputations, because when asked why nothing happened to them, the answer more or less had the implied subtext “that’s fine for them because we expect them to act like hoes, but you’re our hood ornament and should behave better.”

edit: in case anyone is unclear on my position regarding twerking

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[–] Rally@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

It's crazy. She lost benefits over something somebody else did. I can't make sense of it. The dogma and brining faith and religious righteousness into everything is out on hand and needs to stop

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[–] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 199 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

It has everything to do with it because god said so:

"They basically told me that I should be ashamed of myself," Timonet told a local news outlet. "That I wasn't basically following God's ideals, which made me cry even more." "I felt like my life was over."

Guys, it’s the same rules as any underaged closet atheist. Study your ass off, become financially independent, then twerk in front of your god fearing scholarship committee

[–] Uranium3006@kbin.social 74 points 1 year ago (16 children)
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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago

Sounds like someone dodged a bullet! Bullet-dodge ass-dance!

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 274 points 1 year ago (11 children)

He (the principal) said she was punished because she is the 'hood ornament' of the school."

Oh for fuck sake! This is crazy old fashioned bullshit right here.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 151 points 1 year ago (2 children)

JFC, that's not just bullshit, it's outright objectification and misogyny.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 102 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Don’t worry he quoted the Bible

the principal had referred to Bible scripture on several occasions and informed her he was 'well within his right' to enact the discipline he chose

Ah yes, I forgot that Jesus came down to earth and said “don’t enjoy yourself women, your only purpose is just to have children under our neofascist theocratic regime”

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[–] Colorcodedresistor@lemm.ee 82 points 1 year ago

"Shes not a woman, she is a literal piece of flare, FOR MY Institution REEEEE"

Excuse me, Real Life? pump the brakes.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago

He's literally objectifying her in his comment

[–] Rally@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

Such a bad and disgusting comment that should have no place today. It goes back to making this poor girl sound like property.

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[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 197 points 1 year ago (6 children)

My. God. The pearl clutching and oppression of the female body these days. We may as well go back to corsets and chastity belts.

I’m not going to encourage a HSer to twerk, but c’mon! You’re going to punish her for having fun at an unrelated and offsite event? Get real.

[–] Kraiden@kbin.social 111 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She wasn't even the one twerking... she just happened to be near someone twerking... how dare she?

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 1 year ago (36 children)

Just when you thought this story couldn’t get and fucking dumber.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 122 points 1 year ago (5 children)

So what you can't shake your ass if you are smart? Thats bullshit. You should be able to strip AND get your masters degree. You should be able to take bikini pics and post your published research papers. What does it matter? Our species is marked by their brown noses.

[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You should be able to have an only fans and also arrest people!

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 122 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Next they're gonna find out she kissed a boy and expel her.

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[–] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 109 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It appears that the principal is backpedaling really hard. Even so, the kid still lost out on the scholarship because she missed the deadline to apply through the school.

The mother said in response to the principal's apology,

“It’s too little, too late. I even told him on the phone conversation when he made it to us at noon today asking us to come into the office and he mentioned reinstating the scholarship, I let him know that the scholarship deadline was done, and the damage that he’s done to her is done. I also told him I gave them the opportunity when I came in there at 7 o’ clock the next morning, to try and rectify the situation at that point. Now, with somebody holding his hand forcing him to do something, an apology being enforced it’s too late,” said Rachel Timonet

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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 81 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Sounds like some religious bullshit.

"That I wasn't basically following God's ideals, [...]"

Yep...

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[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago

That principal needs his hard drive forensically checked by the police.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was probably a scholarship for people with lower spinal paralysis. She was all set to collect the money but then she got roped into one of J-Roc’s grease videos.

[–] Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Nope, after reading the article, it seems she was a student destined to be used for PR by the school and probably also for sucking up to donors. No humanity allowed, twerking is of the devil and such stuff.

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[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a disgusting load of bullshit.

The school board is going to investigate. I wonder what will happen.

The article below has more details of the whole fiasco.

https://www.livingstonparishnews.com/breaking_news/school-board-announces-investigation-into-students-discipline-at-walker-high-school/article_34d5376a-64af-11ee-8800-a7d83346e392.html

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anyone care to share the text of the article?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 65 points 1 year ago

Disciplinary action taken by Principal Jason St. Pierre this week at Walker High School has brought national attention to Livingston Parish.

St. Pierre removed Kaylee Timonet from the Student Government Association (SGA) due to a video which was posted on social media showing her 'twerking' at an off-campus dance, which occurred after homecoming of this year.

The video, which was posted by DJ Savage who worked the event, showed Timonet and friends dancing to a song he was playing. The venue was later identified as Denham Springs Country Club.

advertisement Timonet's removal from SGA also put two SGA-sponsored scholarships unattainable for the 4.0+ student, who is also President of Walker High's Beta Club. In an interview with Unfiltered with Kiran (UWK), Timonet expressed just how badly she felt after St. Pierre levied his punishment.

"I felt like my life was over," Timonet told UWK. "Everything I worked for since I was little, always worked really hard at school.

"Being student of the year, at least having a chance at it, has always been my main goal. I’m starting college this January. I’m done in December so it was a shock."

advertisement Timonet's mother, Rachel, was also in shock over the principal's actions. She said that in a meeting with St. Pierre, she was told that the principal had referred to Bible scripture on several occasions and informed her he was 'well within his right' to enact the discipline he chose.

Local social media pages, groups, and residents took swiftly to the internet to express their displeasure. A Walker High student created a specific logo to represent the call that rose up from the community - 'Let the girl dance.' Many wanted Timonet reinstated, at a minimum, to SGA... others wanted St. Pierre to resign.

The story reached national media by Friday evening, including the NY Post and Yahoo News.

The school board Friday alerted local media that they have launched an investigation into the discipline, specifically St. Pierre's handling of the meeting with Timonet and later, her mother.

Walker High School provided the News with a form which is signed by all SGA members. The form states that 'failure to follow any of the aforementioned requirements, will result in immediate dismissal from Walker High SGA. Any action deemed inappropriate by Mr. St. Pierre will also result in removal.'

The form, however, does not mention anything about off-campus events, referring rules to school-based attendance. It is also vague on it's references to 'representing Walker High' and where that representation begins and ends.

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[–] FReddit@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She wasn't the one twerking.

She was dancing behind the twerker.

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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Louisiana is fucked. Can these conservative fucking demons finally all move to one place and start their conservative nation like they always dream out loud about and leave the rest of us the fuck alone already?

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[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck that asshole principal.

I bet his wife caught him jacking off to the video and so he had to react like that to save face.

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[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"That I wasn't basically following God's ideals, which made me cry even more." So a state institution imposing religious virtues on a student? How is that constitutional, something for the ACLU perhaps?

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[–] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (8 children)

At this point if anyone ever brings up religion to me outside of work, I'm just gonna shit on it. Tolerating religion is morally bad and religion should be as taboo as smoking.

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[–] Fallenwout@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Fire that principal. He's a bad example for students.

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why'd they show the picture of the underaged girl in an article about her twerking? That's really weird.

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