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US High School Student Loses Scholarship Over Social Media Twerking Video (www.ndtv.com)

submitted 1 year ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 102 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Don’t worry he quoted the Bible

the principal had referred to Bible scripture on several occasions and informed her he was 'well within his right' to enact the discipline he chose

Ah yes, I forgot that Jesus came down to earth and said “don’t enjoy yourself women, your only purpose is just to have children under our neofascist theocratic regime”

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then an old fuck like that will wonder why one day someone decided to throw a molotov at their window

[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Deam bro if you that mad I can give you better targets.

Like certain nestle execs or some slave trade associated fucks

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Por que no los dos

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

One can dream...

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

And Jesus said: Thou shall not SHAKE YOUR RUMP-AH