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Funny how it's always the title of "looter" when it's the oppressed demographic.

Only self loathing.

Need me one of those.

I really need to approach vacations like this from now on. Budgeting accordingly. But like, I tend to make myself do too much work, instead of just being.

You start with 20 life.

Each of these spells must be played on your turn.

Mox Ruby is free to play with a 0 casting cost. Tap that (turn it sideways) to add 1 mountain (red mana: 🌄) to your mana pool. You don't remove it from the board.

You have 🌄 in your mana pool. 1 total mana.

Black Lotus is free to play with a 0 casting cost. You can turn it sideways, remove it from the board into your graveyard pile, and add 3 of any color to your mana pool. Choose green for forests: 🌲🌲🌲.

You now have 4 total mana: 🌄 🌲 🌲 🌲

Channel costs 🌲🌲. Cast that, remove 🌲 🌲 from the mana pool, and pay 19 of your 20 starting life, so that you gain 19 colorless mana (can be used for most spells). Place Channel into the graveyard pile.

Your mana pool will now have a total of 21 mana: 🌄 🌲 + 19 colorless

Fireball costs 🌄 + any amount of mana you decide, up to how much you have available. So you then use your remaining 🌲+ 19 to do 20 damage to your opponent.

You win with 1 life remaining.

"There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it."

Alfred Hitchcock

How many movies and TV shows do you watch? You think those things appear out of nowhere?

Or other degree that's also useful, including social work or the arts.

If Fuckface 45 and his cronies actually take office on Jan 20, then this country as we know it is gone. It's over. It's cooked.

They need to be jailed for their crimes before getting into office.

If you give Abbie Richards a watch/read, she'll educate you on how easy it is for TikTok to become a right-wing misinformation playground.

Well this is the only out of context comic panel I actually know, thus far.

Every day