I told a cop once that he couldn't use the employee bathroom. The look on his face when he stammered "wa what?" was amazing.
this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2023
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Why TF would he even ask that? Was there a customer toilet in the store?
No public bathroom, just had an employee bathroom in the back.
He asked, and expected to use it, because he was a cop.
I appreciate his entitlement not being cowed to, but in some places, it's illegal to not have a restroom available for customers, and I think that should be the case almost everywhere. Sooo many people with bowel-related disabilities out there. Although, I think the ADA requires that all businesses allow access to the restroom for somebody with a particular card saying they require access to it.
Looked it up and it's not an ADA requirement but varies by state: https://www.crohnscolitisfoundation.org/get-involved/be-an-advocate/restroom-access
Edit: Wow, there are a lot more people who feel needlessly hurt by this than I expected.
As someone who did suffer from a "bowel related disability" I appreciate that you are willing to take this stand.
I will however also add that in case of genuine emergency there was literally, and I assure you that I am using that word correctly, no force on earth that would prevent the inevitable from happening. The desperate determination with which I asserted that need proved sufficient, on at least one occasion, to gain me access to an airplane toilet during taxi.
If a Starbucks employee denied me access to their toilet at a moment of genuine need they'd've ended up with a pile of very loose stool on their floor.
"Nice floor you have here, it would be a shame if something happened to it."
And that is exactly why some states have instituted these cards which are supposed to be able to show businesses that this person can use your restroom right now no matter what you feel about it.
That's nice.
I'll be sure to mention it to the store manager from 20 years ago.
A mass international chain operation like Starbucks definitely has a whole team whose job it is to know the local regulations and do the bare minimum to meet them, only going above and beyond if it's cheaper (bigger building with an extra bathroom was lower rent).
E: lol why are you downvoting all these replies? I didn't even say you were wrong about what you said, or that Starbucks isn't being a dick by only doing the bare minimum. I just said Starbucks probably knows the law where that shop was. How about you take your mad little downvote finger and use it to campaign for better bare minimums?
"I read an anecdote. Let me run off on a giant tangent about my life that has nothing to do with the anecdote".
I dont go to Portland anymore because there are no public restrooms. The private ones are guarded like knox. That's mostly because of the staggering amount of homeless in Portland.
If I worked in Portland and a cop asked to use a restroom, I'd say no and lock eyes with him as I invited a homeless person to enjoy an open tap and a dignified twosie.
I'm mad at you because I want another human to shit themselves while I order coffee at Starbucks. /S
It's like that in Canada. Illegal for a buisness to not have a bathroom available for the public.
Oh you want to use the employee bathroom? Here, fill out this application, and we'll get back with you in 6-8 weeks.
#decaffeinateThePolice
#EnCBDthecops
Yeah, not kidding... My store did this. Looking at you, Bay to Bay.
Like I love the idea of this. But being real, this probably only accomplishes making psycho cops more psycho. Id say use laxative instead but that's how you catch a charge.
Nah.
Roids, cocaine, meth, and caffeine.
If we prohibited cops from these substances, and piss tested them like the people they have been arresting after piss tests, I bet we would see an explosion of protect and serve to counter the current culture of enforce and dominate.
Drugs didn’t make them into power abusing thugs, it just made them power abusing thugs who are also high.
It's totally reasonably to group those together. Well done.
Guess what. Your coffee at the fancy ski lodge in the morning, always decaf. Fuck you jerry. That’s my first chair.
I hope that decaf is a euphemism.
For decapitate?
No no, "decafe". As in removing their baby cows.
That works..