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I thought either a wedding planner or marriage councellor, someone who's supposed to help you in your relationship. And obviously family members.

Feel free to mention personal experiences.

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[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 87 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My neighbor cheated with his partner's sister, and now lives with the sister. The most aggravating part of it is that he has kids with both. Every other week his ex has to come by to drop off her kids at her sister's house since they share custody. From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.

[–] Krachsterben@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

Wow, so the kids are half siblings and cousins at the same time. Food for thought

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[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 11 points 1 year ago

We aim to please.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Idk probably her mom. They're super close, and her mom is in the later stages of life.

That'd fuck things up real bad.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was her last wish on her deathbed

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would have been rude not to

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Help me step son in law, I’m stuck on my way to the lord

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Hump me across the finish line

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[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?

[–] MidwayTheMagnificent@wayfarershaven.eu 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s pretty bad, perhaps outshined only by your and your partner’s child

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[–] Narrrz@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

satan? when did you join the fediverse?

[–] Hyzerflip@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The one that we made a sexy time video years ago that I have since forgotten that it was still in on my computer, that she found and it caused a big argument.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't have to personalise your reply 😭

[–] Hyzerflip@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You said feel free to mention personal experiences…you didn’t say they had to be MY personal experiences.

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[–] Unsustainable@lemmy.today 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Especially_the_lies@startrek.website 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?

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[–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hitler, probably. I feel like that might be quite bad.

[–] MidwayTheMagnificent@wayfarershaven.eu 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always thought that people who liked, um… β€œcold” partners preferred them fresh or nearly so.

Is there anything left of him except bones?

Ok that’s enough internet for me…

[–] GARlactic@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know you're joking, but I don't think there's even bones. The KGB destroyed his remains.

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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

When both people in a relationship are in the leadership of an organization, it's a serious problem when one of them cheats with someone else also in the leadership of that organization. A friend of mine was part of an organization where this happened, the drama was terrible.

Was your friend inside an HBO show?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my god how can you even stay there after that

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[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago
[–] zdrvr@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (8 children)
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[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 year ago

Her sister. They're close, and it would be devastating to her.

[–] Narrrz@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm torn between partner's family member, partner's best friend, & partner's ex.

[–] Wookie@artemis.camp 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dom@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Everyone is porquing everyone

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[–] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Piers Morgan. Sucks to be cheated on, but imagine he was the one your partner preferred. That shit would stay with you for life.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Their ex after me, I would suppose. That'd sting.

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 8 points 1 year ago

The answer is…. D) all of the above/ and below!

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone, but also 2x anyone with an incurable std.

[–] lockewiggins@lazysoci.al 6 points 1 year ago

I also choose this guys wife

[–] beteljuice@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Kim Dot Com

[–] YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] spauldo@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Time to update Wikipedia's List of Sexually Active Popes.

If there was ever an article that deserved This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it, it's this one.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

lol I think my spouse would be more confused than upset

[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Their sibling, or parent.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's only one right answer to this question and it's the one person that will make him/her feel stupid for trusting you, AKA "the friend you told them not to worry about"

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Your partner, disguised as another person.

You cheated, except you didn't even actually cheat.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

First one then the other

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