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[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 102 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you serious with that turtleneck?

[–] TheEvilEye@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You lose a lot of heat in the neck

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[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

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[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I heard it was a dead ostrich.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago
[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...

Based on that photo though... his DAD...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

This is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Degens need to mind their scruples.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

[–] leanleft@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

Spread the message as far as you can.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

As sure as God's got sandals.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 11 points 1 week ago

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

......joke?

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear

[–] notgold@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Zuckerberg, trump's new butt boy, announces meta will stop fact checking.

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

There's no way he topped an ostrich...

If anything, the ostrich fucked him...

And it was ashamed afterward...

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean..... Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Even after this whole ostrich story broke?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
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