You ever see a dude buy a sports car during a midlife crisis? That shit's his baby for years. I've got a neighbor who's been waxing his Miata for decades... Keeps it under a tarp and never drives it.
Jail? I have more of a feeling Trump will be taking a page from Putin or Lukashenko. We're gonna find her in a ditch, having committed suicide by shooting herself in the back like 7 times or she's gonna accidentally fall out of a window.
Or maybe you're right, and she'll just get Epsteined in jail... He's got enough nazi friends in there.
Yes, please, add assault to his list of crimes! Preferably on camera, in front of plenty of witnesses, and unprovoked so he has zero chance of talking his way out of it!
I better be able to get a pu pu platter somewhere along the way...
Nope, no bones...
Uh oh... Guys, I caught one...
He's pulling the "Look at me! I'm a working class guy just like you! I really do care about you!" angle. Like the propaganda of Mussolini working in the wheat fields.
First McDonald's, now this...
I guess he's trying to scout out possible jobs for after he gets out of prison.
No offense to actual food service or disposal workers. Trump would be shit at either.
I also have the brain of an elephant.
It's in a jar on my desk...
I'm not allowed back at the zoo...
Just fucking do it, or do you agree with him that your island is a floating pile of trash?
These idiots are so terrified that if Trump takes power, their heads will be on the chopping block for standing up to him... Grow a pair already and do what's right for the country! No more of this "Stop or I'll say stop again" bullshit.
Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!
Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.
I think he said moose and squirrel!