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I can imagine a futurama episode where Zoidberg says something dumb against vaccines or something and accidentally becomes a hero of conspiracy theorists.
4K Zoidberg 👌
Hey Zoidberg, get in here!
Screw you!
Hi Dr. Nick!
What about Dr Fishman from Arrested Development?
Let's not forget great doctors like
Dr. Spaceman
Dr. Jan Itor
Dr. Zoidberg
I would have put Dr. Spaceman in there. He basically sounds exactly like Ronny Jackson.
"Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so would you like one as well?"
Now this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in. Because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
It would absolutely be Dr. Spaceman!
You mean… Dr. Spaceman.
Dr. Spaceman is my favorite. I frequently reference the party bowl of drugs and whether people want some purples or some blues.
The fourth one looks like he'd be a great anaesthetist.
Why not Zoidberg?
White under the shell doesn't count
You forgot Dr Mario, by I'm legitimately afraid we will choose somebody like "Dr Phil"
There's no way he would pick Cosby over Dougie Houser just because they're both rapists. The racism would prevent it.
Did Neil Patrick Harris have rape accusations I'm unaware of? Not finding anything searching for it.
Both being Cosby and Trump.
Ah. Boy that was a rollercoaster.
But dougie is now gay so no way that would fly with him
I'm sure it'll be someone who is a proponent of eugenics.
Can't have starfleet without ww3 without the eugenics wars.
It's gonna be Bill Cosby, you know, rapists of a feather...
Dr Evil could do double duty as Surgeon General and head of NASA
He's a pretty realistic pick, actually.
- Can profit financially from his appointment? ✅️
- His success is thanks to the hard work of his underlings? ✅️
- Would not hesitate to liquidate those he dislikes? ✅️
.. and he has sharks .... sharks with lazers!
Where?
On their friggin’ heads!
Please don’t give him ideas!
I hear great things about Doctor Ed Immigration-Papers
Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink.
Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica 'cause dude didn't even get his degree!
Man, why you gotta drop outta school and start making pop so soon?
-Mitch Hedberg