this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

Example A, B, C1 C2

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[–] tabularasa@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

I feel like there's a Monty Python joke in here somewhere.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They're green! They're obviously plants!

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

It’s a Swamp thing….

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] eunieisthebus@feddit.org 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Looks to me like 'Penis Ivy'

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

I say Penis Envy since it's a species of psychedelic mushroom (and this shirt looks kind of like psychedelic art of mushrooms, and the penis comparison was obvious)

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago

Fertility symbols and religion, going together like chocolate and peanut butter since... since at least before chocolate and peanut butter.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 14 points 15 hours ago

"going hard" a bit too literally

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 69 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I hope nobody ever said anything to her, and she wore that shirt everywhere.

[–] lefaucet 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'd like to believe he's wearing that shirt for the lullz and will feign surprise if approached.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 8 hours ago

That would be awesome

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not so sure that's a her.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 15 points 20 hours ago

Good point. Can’t really be sure…

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 45 points 21 hours ago

My thought process was "that's funny it looks like that, those are mushr... Oh. Oh no. It really is a field of penis"

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 68 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

$83 says it was a thrift store find and the owner can't see very well

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 20 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 50 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 1 hour ago

5/7 perfect comment!

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

There no 8 in base 8. Just as there's no A in base 10.

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, I'm ready to go to bed, but are you making a joke about the number used to denote the base of number systems being written in base 10?

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Being a mathematical nit mostly, and do not want to keep you up at night. When we talk about numbering systems in base X, it doesn't include the digit for X. Hexadecimal includes 0-9 and A-[F]. Decimal includes 0-9 so not A (the symbol for 10). Octal (base 8) includes 0-7.

So 83 can't be an octal number.

But then in the end I realized you were converting from decimal to octal, in which case, yes, it's 123. I am a total derp.

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Wife made a ginger drink, and now I have to sit here and drink that before getting ready to go to bed.

Being a computer nit mostly. I really appreciate base 8, as it is a really easy way to visualize something that has 3 indipendent true or false states in one visual symbol. Binary 000, through 111, represented using one symbol.

In Linux, and Unix including MacOS, this is typically (by this I mean if you use something else, then it effectively becomes an extension on top of this) for file permissions. Where you have 3 octal numbers representing permissions for owner, group, and others, which permissions they have. The least significant bit in binary represents if you have the permission to execute the file, so if it is an odd number you can execute. Write permissions and read permissions are represented by 2 and 4 respectively, and you can freely add any combination of these 3 numbers together, and you can still know the 3 boolean values.

So you want your secret files to have permissions 600 or 700, and even some security oriented programs like "ssh" will not allow you to use secrets if they are readable by other users of the same system. (a vestige from when people shared computers)

[–] sxan@midwest.social 6 points 4 hours ago

And 123's a nice, round number

[–] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 15 points 21 hours ago

Maybe they need exactly $83 to pay a bill, a debt. You never know. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 26 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Please put on a NSFW on this. I was on the train and…

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 36 points 19 hours ago

... AND BIG GREEN DICKS JUST STARTED FLOWING OUT OF MY PHONE!!!

(That should cover any screen readers that happen to be on full volume right now. Your welcome.)

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 24 points 21 hours ago

Honestly jealous of that shirt.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 55 points 23 hours ago

You misspelled want.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago

all god's creation

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

The dick scarf is a nice touch

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Why are some of them prolapsed, and is that even possible?

[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 20 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao, I had to read this so many times before I realized you're talking about the uncut dicks' foreskin. No, they are not prolapsed, lol. But they don't usually look like that when erect.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

As someone who's uncut, I would never have guessed that