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[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

my garage, the old fence, and a good chunk of my house is asbestos.

They've been standing 60 years and you wouldn't know it.

Damn shame we can't use the material. Proof god hates us.

[–] nsfwchill@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 8 hours ago

The mineral might be good but its poisonous ish. Do you want your walls to be poisonous, your roof?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

magic population control

[–] Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 52 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 20 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Aw fuck l, I knew I remembered that shit from childhood.

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 hours ago

How are you still alive?

[–] VonCesaw@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Something something you may be entitled to compensation

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 points 10 hours ago

Do you have cancer yet?

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago

Aw fuck l, I knew I remembered that shit from ~~childhood~~ The Wizard of Oz.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 48 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

They're going to say the same about plastic

[–] flo@infosec.pub 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Plastic is not very reactive. This property makes it generally not directly harmful to organic health, but also notoriously slow to decompose, causing huge amounts of pollution. I think it's misleading to compare it to asbestos.

[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

From what I gather, asbestos is also very stable and not reactive. Asbestosis is caused by tiny fibers physically tearing your lungs.

It's unlikely that plastic is as dangerous (we'd seen it by now) but its buildup can likewise cause some condition.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Such as increased rates of infertility iirc

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Microplastics gathering in the brain. Most of which come from tires not food containers.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Just waiting for 3D printing fumes and SLA resin to be under the radar.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago

And we keep ramping up production because… Capitalism!

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 42 points 1 day ago

God: "I'll make a wonder material. Fire proof. Strong. Insulating. Just dig it up from the ground. Common a fuck. Waterproof."

"Then they can all get cancer the cunts"

"Okay I'm done shit posting for now. Where's that big tittie blonde gone"

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 186 points 1 day ago (25 children)

It is a fantastically useful material, except for all the mesothelioma.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation..."

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Treat your taste kindly with KENT, the cigarette with the NEW Micronite filter!

^^Micronite ^^is ^^asbestos.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 hours ago

turbocancer sticks!

now with better flavour!

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Oi, Kent! Oi, Kent! Cancer's here, some there, it's every-fuckin'-where!!

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 9 hours ago

I love seeing Ted Lasso jokes in the wild. :D

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

Oh oh, I've got one too. It's not containing Asbestos but Thorium (or Radium respectively) tho.

"Doramad radioactive toothpaste"

"Creates natural freshness in the mouth!"

"Special biological healing effects by radium rays. A thousand times medically prescribed and recommended."

"What does Doramad do? Through its radioactivity, it increases the defenses of teeth and gums. The cells are charged with a new vigorous life energy, which inhibits bacteria in their destructive ability. Hence the exquisite prevention and healing effect on gum diseases. Polishes enamel to the softest shiny white. Prevents tartar approach. Good foam, new taste, pleasant, mild and refreshing. Use extensively."

Quick disclaimer: The last two quotes can be found on Wikipedia but they are not backed up with sources.

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 hours ago

You know what, their claim about odour being caused by bacteria, and bacteria being damaged by radiation is on point.

I'm sure you'll have some odour when your mouth turns into a giant weeping sore though

[–] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's because of that kind of thing that I'm always skeptical of startups bringing new and shiny things, that weren't properly studied or tested, and promising to revolutionize something.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Hey, how about that somewhat rushed mrna vaccine 😅

To be fair, fuck getting covid, plus there was significant related research, so I'm vaccinated...but also...👀

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Weapons grade teeth.....you should only have 20 teeth left at adulthood to safely use this product with a 90% chance of having no chain reaction events.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 111 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I had to reinsulate my attic a few years ago and I found about five different types of insulation up there (I have an old house) ... I had to do a bunch of research on this stuff and figure out what I had ... thankfully I was ok but I found this in my search online

[–] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 6 points 10 hours ago

Our house is about 150 years old and we dug down to the dirt floor in one of the downstairs rooms. We found suspicious white bits, and had to send a sample off. Luckily it came back clear. It was unlikely anyway, as asbestos wasn't in widespread use here in the 19th century.

However, we do have corrugated asbestos roofing on our "scullery" but it's in one piece so can be left until we renovate that part, then disposed of safely. It's pretty common to find it on sheds and outbuildings here.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

But like, why asbestos?

Why can't they shovel sand or dirt or something?

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

To make people believe it was safe. They knew it wasn't, so they manipulated public opinion with marketing stunts.

"Of course it's safe! Look how safe it is! It's fun for the whole family! What do you think we are, monsters?"

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

When in fact yes ... yes they were monsters ... and there are monsters still around us today

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