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I find the compromise acceptable. Please roll out the mosquito killing technology asap.
I would not want to see things like this done to the overwhelming majority of living things. But mosquitoes, I say let them starve.
Up next on Info Wars: "They're turning the mosquitoes gay!"
Sounds more like they are turning them trans than gay. So like a test run of the leftist plan for Republicans. Oh wait, are we allowed to talk about this outside of the secret meetings yet?
I think you're asking for a kind of nuance that most Info Warriors are unable to provide.
That seems mild.
Could we try to convince the males that they are the ugliest things on earth so they find large animals that can step on them?
Maybe come up with a liquid that you put in standing water that makes the mosquitoes grow very tiny legs and a very large left wing? You know, so they have to fly to move and they can only fly spinning like crazy.
I got a better one! Make them neon bright and glow in the dark. Make those fuckers be the center of attention. I'm talking kids with nets and old guys with cameras and microscopes with single mosquito flashes (like 1 mosquitoes per photo). And of course sugar sweet flavor? Everything under the sun trying to find them and eat them as snacks. I kinda like this one the best.
I actually love seeing mosquitoes struggle to survive. I don't care if they're incapable of morality, they're evil and I hate them.
I hate them too but they are just trying to eat and breed, just like us. So kill them with mercy.
This is what vegans want. They want to take your virile bloodsucking proboscus and replace it with a limp dick fruit licker.
BAN ALL VEGANS
(Small /s)
Tbh I wouldn’t be sad if we genetically modified mosquitoes to breed them out of existence like we’ve done with screw worm.
It’s a bit like watching a pug dog try to breath.
VEM
Vegan
Except
Mosquitos
I know what you meant but I just imagined someone grimly eating mosquitoes out of pure spite
Why not just eradicate them? Genuine question. I don't think they serve any purpose in nature and are just pissing off every living being.
They need blood to procreate so the method in the post does exactly what you are asking for
They absolutely serve purpose in nature, they are a significant food source for bats and many other insects and males are pollinators.
Putting aside questions of ecosystems etc, I think the main reason is that we just can't - ironic since we seem to be extint-ing all the other animals
In South America they tried in the 50s and 60s, and more kept cropping up. They breed so quickly, if you miss an area they can just rebound. Then more can come in on ships and stuff
So you couldn't really localise it, it would have to be a huge global undertaking. And it would likely require widespread use of pesticides that are at best tricksy and at worst illegal, not to mention environmentally shitty