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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] Today@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I didn't know what either of those mean.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

shit-ass is bad. E.g. I have a shitass lawnmower so it takes a long time.

[–] _edge@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And poop butt is good? This poop-butt device mows the lawn in seconds. ???

[–] thelasttoot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Poop butts aren't good, but they're not bad either. They're just something you have to deal with when you have pets or a baby.

[–] _edge@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

And shit-ass is what you have to deal with when babies become teenagers?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lmao, no actually. I'm not sure I've ever hesrd someone say that.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Huh. I would say my mower is shitty or a pain in the ass, but it would never occur to me to say shitass. Maybe it's regional?

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe. Or, maybe you're just shit ass at keeping up with what people say.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thats probably it. I've been pretty busy dealing with a poop butt.

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lol my inner dialoge can't read "shit-ass" in any other voice than Sweet Dee from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And I'm guessing a “poop butt” is to be taken literally.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"poop butt" is my elderly house cat when she needs a little help cleaning up after using the sand box.

"shit ass" describes the character of my state's Lieutenant Governor.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Poop butt can't help themselves, shit ass can but chooses not to

[–] degen@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

We say poo butt... What an odd thing to have in common with a stranger on the internet lmao

[–] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hello fellow Texan. Load 20 friends into your truck and take them to vote!

I'm a tarheel not a shitkicker.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Disagree. While unconventional, the phrases would appear to be interchangeable.

If I wanted to call someone a shit ass near a 10 year old I might call them a poop butt.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Fudgy booty

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That shit ass has a poop butt

My little poop butt can be a real shit ass

I like it

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

On that note, when people take a shit, where do they take it, and why?

I tend to leave my shit, not take it. Sometimes I even flush my shit. 💩

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have been looking for an excuse to share this clip that has been haunting me for over a year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0O3ljAcdMQ

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What did I just watch? I feel like I’ve just had enough internet for one day, and it’s not even lunch time yet.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

has been stuck in my head now for...maybe closer to 2 years?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for giving a shit 👍

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

My dogs are poop butts.

My sister is a shit ass.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Shit that’s a dank ass poop

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen this a couple times and not sure how I feel about it. I think its because the joke and content it's self is honestly brilliant. Like its such an original take on such a common everyday subject. Then even though I now his delivery of being the adapting foreigner is his shtick, I still just don't like his ability to perom. I might have to check how his more current bits are cuz like installed I think the jokes are great, I just feel he might be a better writer than performer.

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago
[–] fubo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

And yet a dump rump is still worse.