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[–] Rin@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How many times can i push the button? What happens if i femboy myself twice?

[–] Fox@pawb.social 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Maybe you get upgraded to fem-man?

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

or femgirl :3

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[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

How is this even a question? There's no downside.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 86 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Ew. Rather not....

Worry about who was exploited for all that money.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Can I just be a millionaire? 750,000 aire? Tbh 300,000 would solve every conceivable problem in my life

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 53 points 6 days ago

Easily. Step 1: become a billionaire, as in the image. Step 2: create 999 millionaires. Congratulations, you're now a millionaire!

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What if it was exclusively enthusiastic Fox News viewers?

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[–] Toes@ani.social 77 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] edg@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

If I get the money I'll just use it to start my life over as a cute and mousy cottage core lady.

[–] Cossty@lemmy.world 55 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If I actually became cartoon style femboy in real life, becoming billionaire wouldn't be that hard imo.

[–] Excrubulent 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You'd have to abandon all of your ethical principles, and then you'd face the problem of how to keep the wealth you generate rather than having it sucked up by all the existing billionaires who would chew you up, extract every penny they could then spit you out, which is extra difficult because now you're in an intersection of minorities.

And even if you succeeded you'd be a billionaire, and I don't think those people are actually very fulfilled.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If I was a cartoon femboy, I'm pretty sure a few of those existing billionaires would be my simps.

[–] Excrubulent 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

That thought is, and I cannot stress this enough, legitimately horrifying. Do you know how many of them went to Epstein's island?

These are people who can make nearly anything happen to you, and they don't even have to lift a finger.

I feel like you just told me that Mordor will be great because you'll just put on the One Ring, get Sauron's attention then flash him your tits and he'll be horny so you'll be golden.

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[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Im pressing the button twice

[–] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 5 days ago

Pressing it again... and again

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 5 days ago

god I hope I don't get the billionaire one

[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 66 points 6 days ago
[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 74 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So i just have to keep pressing until i get both?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

If you get the left, you can afford to become the right.

[–] FMC8456@lemm.ee 31 points 6 days ago

I don't think it's nearly as easy to become a perfect cute femboy, as it is to transition. I might be wrong but it's something you really need to get lucky with.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

I mean one-button instant transformation into something cute is a lot easier than surgery and all that.

[–] Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I want that so badly, even though I pass well enough now, I would love to be cute like that since I'm not super feminine as I am now. If I got the money I would use it to finally get voice surgery and bottom surgery.

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago

Guess I'm pressing the button, then. Either I become a billionaire and can do whatever I want, or I become a femboy, make bank with photos, videos, and streams of myself, and use the money to do slightly less of whatever I want.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Free HRT, I can look hot, and I get a chance at solving world hunger?

Hell yeah!

[–] FMC8456@lemm.ee 10 points 4 days ago

I think you might still need to have HRT if you want the other effects of feminization HRT, like breasts. Might get you closer though.

[–] TwiddleTwaddle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Only ethical way of becoming a billionaire

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 5 days ago

depends how this button exactly works

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 15 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Staying a billionaire wouldn't be however :3

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[–] trslim@pawb.social 28 points 5 days ago

There is no downside here

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 35 points 5 days ago

Can I press the button until I get both?

[–] Arkhive@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They’re the same thing. One leads to the other either way.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Except I'm not sure there's as direct a route from trans girl to billionaire.

[–] Arkhive@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

The trans->hot->$$$ pipeline

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

How to make imaginary button real?

[–] ShadowGlider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think basically everyone here would press both as many times as they could, there's no downside

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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Life as a cartoon might be interesting . Especially of this variety. I think the tentacle sex wouldn't be so bad, sign me up.

[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

"... and that's why I look like this now, mom."

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

I'm not even trans but being young again would be worth it.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Wait hang on there's a pictures for sad children about this.

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[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

Give button to partner.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 24 points 6 days ago

Transformed into someone young and healthy? You can keep the money.

[–] FMC8456@lemm.ee 24 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I'm already a cute femboy, I would want to be rich though.

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 16 points 5 days ago

Step 1. Press the button until you have both Step 2. Give all the money away

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Clickety clickety click!

Clickety clickety click!

I didn't get any money.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

One one hand I absolutely despise capitalists, on the othe hand I really want to look like that (but in a very not cis and very sis way)

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 5 days ago

Like, even if you didn't wanna be a femboy, that's a hot femboy.

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