I wish I could murder engagement driven design with a hammer.

Every app gets like, 1 chance to have useful notifications, if most of them are trash I just disable its ability to send notifications.

(It probably was I read this story over 10 years ago)

There's a story called "Time Safari" that ends in a dude just straight up killing another dude. This was in a kid's literature book.

Also I think Casque of Amontillado is funny.

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I uh, avoid taking a cart, because I have a big ass reusable shopping bag. I'm not sure where that leaves me.

All ten of them

They will also just casually full bore ban you because you were mass reported.

That's what someone I talked to theorized happened to me.

I was banned for posting "I think my right to punch Nazis should be protected by law".

Not kill, murder, maim, I didn't even name any groups where there was a lick of grey area, Nazis, the one group that since WWII, everyone has agreed are alright as a universal bad guy.

Even though a school bus takes the same route every day?

Because the fascist fuckwads would be run out of town on a rail.

It turns out old.lemmy.world doesn't have it lmao.

I hate the newer style look so uh, yeah.