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[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)

JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You think he cooks at all?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's his wifes and she has yelled at him about it weekly for their entire marriage.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s grounds for divorce right there

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He's not even doing it on purpose. He always forgets because the couch is visible from the kitchen and it pushes everything else out of his mind.

Internal monologue recreation:

man there’s a lot of dishes tonight. Better check if I missed anything in the living ro-

Couch:

exists

Vance:

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

meth perhaps

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

JD Vance doesn't wash his hands after pooping pass it on

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

Hey, let's try to keep it civil, ok?

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 month ago

That monster!

[–] RunningInRVA@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I read a comment from some article somewhere and the quote was that “JD is the Dan Quayle of Sarah Palin’s”.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

(There's no apostrophe in a non-possessive plural noun)

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is my favorite take on him.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This reads like a SAT practice question

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well yeah, Palin at least has the MILF thing going for her. What does Jorkin Depeanus Vance bring to the table?

In all seriousness though, Vance is the scapegoat for how abysmally inadequate the nominee is. Never before has a candidate been so horribly inept and disappointing, so supporters were hoping for a perfect running-mate to pick up the slack.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I really hope your F in MILF stands for forget, because I sure as hell won't even think about the other one.

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno man, she seemed pretty nice in that documentary about nailing things.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know that, but I guess it might be porn?

I liked her in Iron Sky. What a great movie.

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Iron Sky is such a guilty pleasure!

[–] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Let me tell you about a little film, ahem an adult film, called Who's Nailin' Paylin?.

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh God it includes a porn version of Bill O'Reilly... WHO ASKED FOR THAT???

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 4 points 1 month ago

My head canon is that Bill did when he wrote the check to have it filmed.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That explains that other reply 😅

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based on the pic, has he started dipping into the bronzer?

Trump: “JD the reason people don’t like you is you’re too pale. Try this.”

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah I think he has. It kind of clashes with his eyeliner

[–] Sir_packsalot2@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 month ago

He's not allowed within 100ft of a furniture store. Has anyone checked the no fly list? Does that include schools?

[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I would, but I'm not sure it's dirty enough" -JD Vance

It voted for Dukakis...

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

To be fair, that's an extremely fuckable couch

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Reagan, Bush, Trump

Quayle, Palin, Vance

The GOP is vanguard in the race to the bottom

[–] MediaBiasFactChecker@lemmy.world -5 points 1 month ago

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