NYPD goes HARD on toll jumpers, but there's virtually zero enforcement on traffic and cars. Everywhere I go I see assholes with illegally modified vehicles, degenerates speeding down shoulders and medians, motorcycles on crowded sidewalks and pedestrian paths, and too many drunk drivers to count. There are so many cases where one pig parked on the shoulder during rush hour would fund the city budget for a year.
Instead we get whole families of pigs loitering by the turnstiles
It hurt itself (and two innocents) in its confusion
Good news, he's also a 34 count felon
Isopropyl alcohol is the correct fuel! If I'm at the bar, it's usually hand sanitizer. Oil candles just light faster usually.
Oh I do that one all the time as well, it's a great way to light oil candles off each other (if you can withstand the heat)
This is just what I can pull out on short notice at a bar. Once people find out what I do, they're usually interested in the details too.
Sideshow. Tonight I watched someone do aerial while hanging from their hair and then their teeth. And that wasn't even the craziest shit I've seen.
You can't prove he didn't have a Bluetooth powered butt plug on the whole time
Well to start, one of them supports me having the same rights as everyone else while the other one wants me dead
My forked tongue, when I show it off. I also have the best bar tricks.
"This could've been an email"
It's on purpose. They want to brand immigrants as disease carriers. You can look to the Nazis to see what's next