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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 73 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (35 children)

Majority of People: I want a pony.

Candidate 1: I'm going to kill all the ponies.

Candidate 2: I won't do that, and will try to make ponies more affordable (because price-fixing the cost of ponies is not within my constitutional powers)

Leftist: "But that's not good enough! I want a free pony. And a blowjob. I'm voting 3rd party 😤"

[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 74 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (21 children)

Do keep in mind these aggressive purist Gatekeeping / no true Scot leftists are very often just right-wing astroturfers. It hits two birds with one stone: they make leftism obnoxious, they often muddy the waters of violence, and wedge-drive the Democratic coalition to get Trump elected.

Either that or they're very young and naive.

Don't fall for it. You'll see more of this the closer the election gets.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Oh, I'm not fooled (for the most part, anyway). I'm just giving the benefit of doubt and calling them out using their own arguments and trying to not make any assumptions or accusations.

[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The problem is they don't often argue in good faith. Usually deflection and gish-gallop are their MO. So be concise and be mindful of the bystander audience.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Oh, for sure. I never argue to change their minds, just to shut down whatever narrative they're trying to spin for the bystander audience. I'll usually play along with the gish-galloping as long as time allows but usually stop when they transition into sealioning.

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[–] Pan_Ziemniak@midwest.social 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Spot fucking on, but its that second group, the young and naive that make these points worth arguing and harping on about. Sometimes those of us whove been online our whole lives forget the indoctrinating power of the internet. Shit, thats what pushed me further and further left, and still does to this day.

And ur last sentence.... oof... i know.... brace yourselves, and kick up the counterefforts.

[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Great point - I don't mean to disparage those newcomers to politics. We've all been there of course.

I guess I gate-kept a bit there myself, and my apologies for that.

[–] Pan_Ziemniak@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)

No no no! I didn't take it that way at all, just wanted to add the clarification i figured u left out.

I figured if u were gatekeeping against youth u wouldnt have even bothered to comment at all. Sorry if i sounded like i was putting down ur point for it, u were saying something i think we all could hear more on this platform. Esp as the tankies pretend that the presence of bad faith actors on lemmy trying to hand the election to sr. Racismo via non-voting/third party voting is not existent.

[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Comments like this give me hope friend. Keep fighting the good fight :)

[–] Pan_Ziemniak@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

I feel like i dispense a lot of thank yous and encouragement to everyone else to keep it up. It feels nice to be on the receiving end so randomly. Thanks dude. Made me smile, for real <3

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[–] fine_sandy_bottom@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a few of the astroturfers leading a bunch of the young and naive.

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[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

$5 say the "They should earn my vote" line is a favorite of right wing and Russian trolls a la 2018's #WalkAway movement.

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[–] li10@feddit.uk 26 points 7 months ago

3rd party: “I can make big promises willy nilly because there is zero chance I’ll win and therefore won’t be held accountable”

[–] Pan_Ziemniak@midwest.social 14 points 7 months ago

The leftist in this comment also makes sure to plug their ears nice and good if u tell them that the first candidate is financed by foreign powers literally hostile to anything u hold dear, a situation beyond unprecedented.

Voting is the least u can do politically, but it is still praxis, and absolutely necessary given the circumstances.

[–] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

free pony and blowjob

Avasarala for president!

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

The poster is just "go fuck yourself"

[–] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Candidate 1: I will keep giving guns to the people killing ponies but I will feel bad about it and criticize them sometimes

Candidate 2: I will give the guns and not feel bad.

Leftist: hey can anyone just, you know, not help people kill ponies?

Centrist: omg I can't believe you're asking for so much from your candidates. Your ideological purity is the real enemy here. I bet you don't even care about ponies

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