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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Track_Shovel to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

I'll just be over here giving myself a handé

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[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 125 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There IS a fancy term for a fuck buddy. The word is "paramour"

But if you actually used it, people would think you're pretentious lmao.

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Baisez mon pote? Ami avec avantages?

Nah, those still sound pretty pretentious.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Side note: 11/10 username, good sir. I tip my hat.

[–] ailepet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Nah, "baisez mon pote" means "fuck my friend". A proper translation would be "pote de baise", although to be honest I've never heard it in use here — the more common expression is "plan cul", which minimizes the "buddy" part but can obviously cover a lot of nuances.

At least that's what I'm guessing from the TV shows, everyone I know is either in an actual relationship or does not have s*x at all 🤷

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm never going to be able to read HGTTG the same again after seeing your username. Thanks a lot

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

You are quite welcome, enjoy!

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Baisez mon pommes de terre