tektite

joined 7 months ago
[–] tektite 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I made this back in October but didn't do anything with it. Apparently it's more relevant than I realized, and this seems like a good place to put it.

[–] tektite 2 points 1 week ago

I loved Batman Forever and I still listen to the soundtrack.

[–] tektite 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] tektite 2 points 2 weeks ago

"...and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there, only just the night before, about eight o'clock."

[–] tektite 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's a bummer but at least you made that one cowboy's night!!

My first year at my current place I went to work in costume with full face makeup (Jack Nicholson's Joker). I came home a little after dark and waited with my bowl for about an hour and a half; but at that point the makeup was getting itchy and I was done with it. Got in the shower and within maybe 3 minutes the doorbell rang! Then it rang again a couple minutes later while I was still in there! Nobody has come by for candy since then and it's been several years.

[–] tektite 9 points 2 weeks ago

I believe it's "dumb fucks" if history is anything to go by.

[–] tektite 2 points 2 weeks ago

But he was so generous with the paper towels!!

[–] tektite 1 points 2 weeks ago

Did I write this

[–] tektite 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think that one's actually saying, "Slava Ukraini!"

[–] tektite 2 points 2 weeks ago

The best combo!

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