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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon awakens an ancient evil (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 164 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

"I'm going to teach your women to read, and encourage your children to go into a different profession than their fathers'!"

[–] tektite 2 points 2 weeks ago

"...and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there, only just the night before, about eight o'clock."

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