tektite

joined 8 months ago
[–] tektite 5 points 6 days ago

Hell yeah Golden Sun!

[–] tektite 7 points 1 week ago (31 children)
[–] tektite 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tektite 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Conan the Barbadian

I didn't realize Conan was from Barbados

[–] tektite 2 points 2 weeks ago

The Korova Milk bar sold Milk Plus; milk plus vellocet, or synthemesc, or drencrom

[–] tektite 1 points 2 weeks ago

The other day I had a cashier say just "Do you want to round up?" without specifying any particular reason.

Usually when I've been asked, they'll say it's for charity or whatever... but not this place.

Do you want to just give us a little bit of extra money while you're here?

[–] tektite 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The question for me is what charities and how they are chosen. What demographics are the charities intending to assist, and who are they potentially intending to exclude? Even through charity, billionaires can push agendas and affect who receives privileges and who doesn't.

[–] tektite 6 points 3 weeks ago

just making monkey screeches for an hour

MTG already filled that position

[–] tektite 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone should change all the pre-existing male and female signs on the doors to unisex signs. Bathrooms for all!

[–] tektite 2 points 4 weeks ago

Jeffrey Dah (ME-R)

[–] tektite 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] tektite 6 points 1 month ago

JD Vance is a sofa-sexual and enjoys a smooth ride. When he feels the soft, inviting advances of a seductive sofa working up his Sectional Feelings, he wraps it up with a Grandma Brand© Plastic Couch Cover. It cleans up in a jiffy and his guests never suspect a thing!

Anyone want some more ranch dip? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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