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Who do you call when it's the police doing the harassing?

It was a graveyard fuck...

I don't get it.

Harley Quinn hits Dracula with a bat. Vampires can turn into bats. I guess you could say Dracula is a "bat man". Bruce Wayne lives in a mansion.

Is this just a pun on "bat man"? What am I missing?

Here's a good place to start:

gpg --gen-key

Then follow the prompts.

Many people today still choose not to believe it happened:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_denial

...he should do anti-gravity next.

There's a python library for that.

Girl from Walgreens: Phone number, please?

Sovcit: Hell no, I know my rights!

Jake from State Farm: What exactly are we insuring here?

Sovcit: You get your greasy corporate fingers out of my personal business!

Facebook: Literally all of your personal information, please?

Sovcit: Ok.

old-fashioned detective work

"Hey, I found this. Looks old"

"Cool, I've been looking for that."

This is patently false. Secure boot and hibernation are not mutually exclusive.

True story:

alias ipa='ip a'

It's the shaggin' wagon.

Zee shell ist die beste.