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submitted 5 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 79 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Now thatll scare the kids fucking straight. Nobody wants to be a complete ass clown

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You never go full ass clown.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 25 points 5 months ago

Ron Swanson saying ' Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing'

Unless it's being an ass clown. Then it's okay to go halfway.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Sanctimonious ass clown, at that.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Joe Rogan isn't exactly a ringing endorsement of DMT

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i did DMT. i saw the entire universe, from beginning to end.

once was enough.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Anything interesting happen?

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago

ALL THE THINGS

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Right? Now I feel like I jackass saying it was transformative.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Smoked weed on the White House roof with Jimmy Carter's kid. Legend.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago

Only way I'm watching Bill Maher.