Everyone knows keeping quiet and doing time to protect the Boss is gonna be rewarded when you get out. It’s a standard mafia career move.

Ya know, Raskin wasn’t on my radar until he was named the lead Impeachment manager in 2021 but that man is sharp and everytime he shows up in the news it seems like it’s because he’s not shying away from telling it exactly how it is.

I wish for a cheap 10Gbps fiber internet connection.

[Monkey paw curls]

Come to Utah, we’ve got super cheap 10Gbps fiber, all the 3.2abv* beer you can handle, and Mormons every-fucking-where!

*Apparently as of 2019 the law has been changed to 5%abv.

He's never going to be President but Pudding Fingers is doing everything he can to destroy the planet all the same.

Yeah I can get a better burger/fry combo from a local restaurant that uses high quality ingredients and cares about having my business. There’s no reason to pay the same for low quality junk from a fast food chain.

1. I didn't "pick" the one with the highest rating and I don't appreciate you implying that I am somehow being disingenuous. I just use Rotten Tomatoes. But, since you want to compare scores, I'll just say Metacritic's 58 critic score is based on 23 reviews while Rotten Tomatoes is based on 51 critics.