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Terrifying New Anti-Marijuana PSA Says Overindulgence Could Cause You to End Up Like Bill Maher (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world 79 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Now thatll scare the kids fucking straight. Nobody wants to be a complete ass clown

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You never go full ass clown.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 25 points 5 months ago

Ron Swanson saying ' Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing'

Unless it's being an ass clown. Then it's okay to go halfway.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Sanctimonious ass clown, at that.