Idk which is more amusing, that she never dropped the phone, that she looks so disgusted, or the look the zebra has on its face!
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"You got food?"
"Give me some sugar, Mama!”
Zebras are scary AF man. They will bite you and are very food aggressive. I went through one of these petting drive through zoos years ago, they have signs posted that say not to feed the zebras.... After feeding cows, bulls, horses, ostriches(which were scariest) I forgot to be cautious with the zebra. I tried to feed one and it bit down on my hand extremely hard. All the other animals were super chill and they grab the food with their lips/tongue but zebras seem to not be able to restrain themselves. They're crazy
Yikes! I'm wondering if it's personality specific as with horses?
When you're on safari, but you have a business meeting at 2.
What the hell is “cuh?”
I just checked Urban Dictionary, and here's what it has to say:
My god I’m so out of touch.
I've just embraced it and will shamelessly look it up like the old person I've become.
I think I’m going to start doing that. Might give me something to do on the days when the adderall is kicking my ass and I need a distraction. Just deep-dive all of the urban slang that exists.
That seems a little extreme. You don't have to look up all slang, just looke things up as needed
To be fair, "cuh" has been a crip/gang thing for a very long time.
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What?
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Abbreviation of on god?
Wtf is on god? What kind of rabbit hole have I fallen into!?
The kids use it instead of “i swear to god”. Just to be different I guess.
It's a variation of "I swear to God", which is ironic because Jesus said not to do that.
You probably just didn't grow up in the hood. I'm middle aged and knew exactly what it was, because I heard it all the time growing up.
Smoke some bowls and it’ll make more sense
‘Cousin’ as pronounced when you’ve just smoked 6 bowls.
Randy the zebra was confused when cousin Karen pulled up in this.
