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[-] kia@lemmy.ca 123 points 3 weeks ago

Are you trying to suggest that the guy who thought driving Teslas in tunnels underground was the most efficient method of transportation shouldn't be trusted with inserting chips into people's brains?

[-] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 115 points 3 weeks ago

He didn't actually think it was the most efficient. It's way worse. He knew he could get a proposed high speed rail line killed so it wouldn't cut into his car sales. He did not care one bit what happened after it died. Everything else was his PR team.

[-] kia@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 weeks ago

Oh for sure. He was absolutely sabotaging the proposed train network and it unfortunately worked...

[-] olympicyes@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

The train from LA to Vegas is under construction. The problem in Vegas is that the casinos don’t want you leaving their property unless you’re headed to another property they also own. Musk’s tunnel just goes to the convention center and is obviously not a serious solution.

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 90 points 3 weeks ago

When is Elon releasing the Neuralink chip with Full Self Driving Autopilot?

[-] Spitzspot@lemmings.world 39 points 3 weeks ago

When he lands on Mars or gets a vacuum train running.

[-] Hominine@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

He's gone from suck to blow.

[-] Granite@kbin.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

Great. Now I have an image of Elmo in a maid outfit with a vacuum.

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[-] warmaster@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

For doing chores, going to work, school, listening to your SO complain about something. The applications are limitless!

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don't need an implant to go into a fugue state. Just drugs.

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[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

No lie ... if they could make a chip that like ... Shuts off cognition while I'm at the gym so I don't have to experience it ... I'd consider it.

I really hate working out.

[-] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

have you seen the show Severance? This is exactly the premise of that show.

[-] Fapper_McFapper@lemm.ee 69 points 3 weeks ago

Little advice for those getting this procedure. Do not forget to put your Neuralink in shower mode when you take a shower. You have been warned.

[-] cmrn@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Oh you thought that was for damage prevention? No it’s actually to make sure it gets wet. I heard the Cybertruck’s trunk department QC’d it.

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 3 weeks ago
[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

What's the story on PETA killing animals?

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 3 weeks ago

They have shelters that euthanized a high number of animals. They have also stolen animals from owners including homeless people and children.

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/03/petas-terrible-horrible-no-good-very-bad-history-of-killing-animals/254130/

[-] Sizzler 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

12 year old article, here's newsweeks factcheck from a few years ago.

https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-peta-responsible-deaths-thousands-animals-1565532

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[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

https://petakillsanimals.com/

TL;DR: Domesticated animals deserve death. More specifically, because they letting them live is "inhumane" because they won't thrive without human influence—which they're strictly against.

IMO: These people are fucking psychopaths.

Edit: Yes, that specific site is sponsored by the meat industry. I didn't think it needed to be said, but don't take sensational topics at face value and read any receipts provided (which they did). Or, use Google and find other sources (that are also probably backed by corporate or political interests). In either case, PETA has made it pretty clear that they're hypocrites who are euthanizing healthy animals.

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If you saw the build quality of Teslas, and his handling of Twitter, and him calling a diver a paedo, and you still thought "I should let that man perform medical experiments on me", then you probably fucking deserve it tbh.

Just go for it. What's the worst that can happen? You get double brain damage?

Eh. He’s an asshole of the highest order but I imagine some people are willing to take the risk, given the impact it could have on their lives.

I’m talking people who just exist at the moment and something like this might be beneficial to them.

To be 100% clear, because yall some bitches at times. I find Elon an abhorrent person. Twitter is wank, Tesla is dead in the water and the boring company is just that.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Why is his face so punch-able?

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

I think it's 'cause we know more about him. I think if we knew he was a whimsical dude and legitimately trying to help people instead of enriching himself, we'd see these pics and give him a bit more of a pass.

[-] moon@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Because he looks like a smug bastard

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[-] _sideffect@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

I've been doubting all the claims about the guy that had the chip installed too

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] KingOfSleep@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] autotldr@lemmings.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


But anyone who’s ready to raise their hands for brain surgery might want to hear what one of the Neuralink co-founders recently said during an interview with the Wall Street Journal.

The Wall Street Journal podcast The Future of Everything recently sat down with Dr. Benjamin Rapoport, a neurosurgeon who co-founded Neuralink with Musk and a team of scientists back in 2016.

Rapoport left Neuralink to start his own company called Precision Neuroscience and one specific part of the interview really stood out to us.

Brain-computer interfaces have made tremendous strides in the past decade, allowing people to literally control machines with their thoughts.

Companies like Musk’s Neuralink tend to get all the headlines, but there are a number of firms, including Synchron, Paradromics, and Precision Neuroscience.

Neuralink has received plenty of criticism over the years, with MIT Technology Review calling it “neuroscience theater” back in 2020, and horrifying allegations of monkey torture were revealed in 2022.


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