I think this is the first actual shower thought posted here
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2023
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It's also as old as dirt
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of beans?
More propaganda from big bean. We all know orchids and fruit pits ain't legumes, let alone beans
“The best part of waking up is pits in your cup” just didn’t succeed in audience tests.
Look we start with this and soon enough we're gonna call Pizza an "open faced sandwich" and I can't abide that.
Both pizza and open faced sandwiches are actually just toast.
Deep dish pizza...
Is a quiche. It makes so much sense now that I think of it.
Isn't a pizza just a self-important pancake?
But pancake is a cake and pizza a pie.
Pancakes are made from batter while pizza is made from dough. Rather, I would say that KFC is just deep-fried pancakes.
How dare you sir and/or ma'am?
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Maybe I'm stupid (and have no clue about coffee), but what is the 3rd bean besides soy and coffee?
Vanilla bean :)
Ah. TIL
Finally an actual r/showerthought style post and not a Lemmy meta post or TIL.
repost bots here already?
It was an original thought I laughed my head off with my ex and wrote down with a pen and paper about 15 years ago. So… I guess?
Coffee isn't made from beans, silly.
True, it's made from ground up coffee bugs!
Close! It's Cherry pits! Valiant effort, though.
Mhmm.. soup..
But it's not juice. Nothing is being pressed or squeezed. It's a solution or a three bean broth.
Also, coffee isn't a bean. It's a cherry pit
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