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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 131 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Australia has a somewhat threadbare welfare state, though is more of a social democracy than the UK. And snakes and spiders are easier to avoid than Tories.

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You are several orders of magnitude more likely to be killed by another human than an animal or insert in Australia.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

Well that just makes sense.

Through selection pressures the only surviving Australians are highly venomous.

[–] tastysnacks@programming.dev 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever been fucked up by an Emu?

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Trick question, Emus don't leave behind survivors. Or witnesses.

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

They leave witnesses.

They just trust the drop bears to hold up their end of the bargain.

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 102 points 6 months ago (21 children)

Really? How displaced is your view if you consider the USA easy mode?

Also, fuck Mexico. Apparently.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 45 points 6 months ago (10 children)

At the end of the day, while living in the US does have its share of issues, they absolutely do not compare to living in Africa.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

Not to downplay how horrible life can be anywhere for someone who’s not healthy, wealthy, and typical:

Different by a factor of 187.

187 years in South Sudan to equate a year income in the US.*

Wiki GDP Per Capita PPP

*edited, thanks below

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[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Haven't you heard? Mexico doesn't exist it is just drawn on the map to make people think that Canada and The United States are to the rest of the American Continent. Everyone who says they are from Mexico are just paid actors. /s

Also they left out New Zealand, which will not come as a surprise for New Zealanders. They will probably be happy that they are even on the map.

[–] mauwuro@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I can confirm that, I'm being paid to said I'm Mexican 🌮 viva México!!

they pay me with tacos btw

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[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Mexico mode is only available once a year on May Fifth. It then disappears until next the next year.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All of central america, the caribbean, greenland, japan, hawaii, and new zealand were all unaccounted for. Probably will be included in the dlc

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[–] AnthropomorphicCat@lemmy.world 59 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Mexico is so hard-as-fuck that was not included in the list.

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Japan, Greenland, Cuba, New Zealand too apparently

[–] jas0n@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

New Zealand is just happy to be on the map.

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago

I used to work with a guy that moved from Mexico city after his favourite cafe got gunned down by the cartel, his neighbor's family got beheaded, and a family friend's daughter got kidnapped.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

It was a toxic server, PvP only. Glad it was banned

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[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 43 points 6 months ago (8 children)

I'm gonna be real with you all, I'm in Australia and it's a little embarrassing how hard you think we have it over here compared to the shit I've heard from other places. Like don't fuck with the animals and don't put your hands in areas you can't see and you're golden. I've had to deal with random violence like three times in my 34 years here. It's pretty alright here.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 23 points 6 months ago (5 children)

You can't fool me. I've seen your videogame prices.

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[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You can't fool us. We know all of you are boxing kangaroos upsidedown just to get to work everyday.

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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Africa is harder than Australia. Not even close.

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[–] ErinCrush@lemm.ee 37 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Little racist there my guy. Also, America is pretty "hard mode" for a lot of people.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Difficulty in America is pretty much down to your initial stats.

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[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 32 points 6 months ago

I'm pretty sure significant portions of the medium and hard difficulties could be flip-flopped and most of Australia's population doesn't live in the PvE warzone you're probably picturing in your head.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Life in the US is only easy for a small handful of people. Most of us consider it a good year if we got through it without crushing medical debt and retained all of our teeth. Is a third world country passing itself off as a first world country.

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 45 points 6 months ago (7 children)

At least US families can expect all their children not to die by tuberculosis or malaria or something.

And fuck Australian magpies.

[–] red_rising@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Assuming the mother/baby don’t die in the hospital waiting room bathroom because the hospital refused treatment.

[–] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago

I get our healthcare system sucks but it isn't worse than countless children dying of malaria.

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 10 points 6 months ago

Tuberculosis is still world’s deadliest infectious disease. Mostly because the healthcare in developing countries lack access to the necessary treatment for it.

TB is a solved problem in developed countries such as US. Barely anyone gets it anymore, let alone die from it.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Apparently there is no life in Mexico

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

Just a yellow filter.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Parts of Africa are definitely better than parts of medium tier

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Africa is kind of a big place. Asia is an even bigger place.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I know this is just a shit post but fuck is this eurocentric and a bit racist let me refer you to the world happiness rank. The Corruption Perceptions Index and This map of real GDP.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/happiest-countries-in-the-world

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_Perceptions_Index

[–] Norgur@fedia.io 43 points 6 months ago (2 children)

First of all: haha, funny, your nickname is in the OP

Secondly: how are your links you referred us to showing that the joke made is eurocentric and racist? What's real GDP growth (that's what the map you linked showed) got to do with anything? Why is the corruption perception index any indication of how hard life is gonna be if you are born in a certain place? It doesn't show how much corruption there is or the effects of said corruption, just how corrupt things are perceived as.

And regarding the happiness index.... Have you looked at the page? It lists almost exclusively countries within Europe, so that would support the joke, would it not?

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[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (10 children)

Here's human rights index. Lots of different ways to measure things, none of them great.

https://ourworldindata.org/grapher/human-rights-index-vdem

Human development index matches decently except Australia hdi map https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index

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[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

GDP and GDP Growth are both useless metrics

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

When are we talking about, here? Much of Europe is a disease-ridden mosquito swamp if you go back a few thousand years.

[–] kbin_space_program@kbin.run 12 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Includes British Columbia in "easy mode".

Nah, BC looks pretty, but if you unprepared off the beaten trails/roads, they'll never find your body.

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[–] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The Galapagos deserves its own level at the top of this. It’s literally, “don’t eat any green apples you find on the island, okay?”

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (4 children)

This is clearly some kind of rage bait troll post. Don't acknowledge it and maybe they will just go away

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[–] joel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 months ago (4 children)

For some reason New Guinea is included with Australia, even though the western half is owned by Indonesia, and the eastern half is its own country. Either way with the civil war going on there at the moment I'd much rather be living in Australia!

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[–] Avg@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

I invested all my xp into sneak and went from medium to easy.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

There's more than penguins in Antarctica.

What if I was a scientist? Or a piece of lab equipment?

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