The company has pledged $1,000 to support mental health research and “to stop those sad folks from blowing their brains out or whatever.”
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this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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Chef’s kiss.
"That second suicide definitely wasn't us."
I half expect to see "Depressed Boeing employees come forth with shocking allegations, then go up to rooftops" on another one of these sites.
Just yesterday they replaced gym with a torture chamber as the workers demanded.
Less funny after the news broke yesterday https://www.seattletimes.com/business/whistleblower-josh-dean-of-boeing-supplier-spirit-aerosystems-has-died/
This article exists because of that news
Ah my bad, thought the article was released yesterday prior to the second case breaking, guilt as charged for not RTFA
You're allowed one per month, don't let me catch you slacking off again til june
Maybe we can get Boeing to concede to a similar cadence of accidents and offings
You can't expect them to improve that much in just one quarter.