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Boeing Swears They Just Only Hire Suicidal People (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 4 months ago by DxK@lemmy.sdf.org to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Less funny after the news broke yesterday https://www.seattletimes.com/business/whistleblower-josh-dean-of-boeing-supplier-spirit-aerosystems-has-died/

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This article exists because of that news

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah my bad, thought the article was released yesterday prior to the second case breaking, guilt as charged for not RTFA

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're allowed one per month, don't let me catch you slacking off again til june

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe we can get Boeing to concede to a similar cadence of accidents and offings

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

You can't expect them to improve that much in just one quarter.