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submitted 4 months ago by DxK@lemmy.sdf.org to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 46 points 4 months ago

The company has pledged $1,000 to support mental health research and “to stop those sad folks from blowing their brains out or whatever.”

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