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submitted 4 months ago by DxK@lemmy.sdf.org to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're allowed one per month, don't let me catch you slacking off again til june

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe we can get Boeing to concede to a similar cadence of accidents and offings

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

You can't expect them to improve that much in just one quarter.