Using the enclosed pipette, siphon off 15ml of the cat's essence.
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2024
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I spat out my coffee upon reading this
You shouldn't do that.
Only 15mL and into a syringe, right?
Figure 3
NGL, I can't think of a funnier response than this.
Figure 1: My current obsession
Figure 2: My friends
Hahaha 😂
Just install Linux
Just install ~~Linux~~ Lynx
it has this vibe
It works best to catch the cat while its asleep, then this is mostly accurate :)
I wish I could upvote this twice.
Figure one: knowledge. Figure two: my students.
How to give your uncooperative cat her fucking heroine.
What if the heroine doesn't want to get got
How it’s made: Cat foie gras
How to waste good medicine and get nasty scratches in two easy steps
Manifest v3 implementation plan
For safety reasons, cigarettes should only be given to cats via specialized cigarette-placement device.
Fig 2: proper use of assisted suicide device.
Ve have vays of making you talk.
This pills the cat.
My morning, every morning for the last 5 years. Not shown is the part where I have to cut her pills into quarters and then fit the pill slice into a gel cap so it doesn't trigger hyper-salivation on the way down.
Apply directly to the cat.
Seems legit
In a world in which cats do not have legs or claws...
I cannot tell you why, but I can tell you it works. They just let you do it.
Edit: I may not have seen the community or post name. I leave the comment anyway.
How to eat beans without getting your fingers dirty.
Arch Linux is actually very stable
Dosing cats with lsd
That's too much LSD for cats.
...
Unless?
Woah black Betty. ---- bam balam!
Now draw an owl....
What I have to do every morning.
Remind her the greebles aren't real.
EVs are good for the environment
While I don't agree, this is still hilarious and the down voters have no chill.