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submitted 6 months ago by Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 51 points 6 months ago (1 children)

His stage name? Cog.

Cog Dissonance.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Does he typically work with a star named The Machine?

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

It would be an honor to do a shot of vodka with Cog.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You mean burnt crystals?

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just thought “Cog in The Machine” would be a good title.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

Maybe machine in the cog?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 30 points 6 months ago

That headline is a trip. It started hard and went real weird fast.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

Cognitive Dissonance Man. The worst superhero ever.

[–] asymmetric@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago

I hear this guy is pretty good at getting fucked

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Those leopards like me tho!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

His porn name is Sargent Miles lol..

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 6 months ago

YOLO?